Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.

Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?

“This One's About Getting It On"

You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every bit of the ride.

• Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
• That where the real excitement is.
• Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.

You're not asking. We’re just saying you the deal.

fellas: Bro Fuck This chick Right Now

Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.

Step to it, I know you want to.

Seriously! This Bunch of Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants

I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.

• Perhaps It's Time I Get a Restraining Order.
• Dude, Please| This is getting Out of Hand.

I'm Telling You, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?

Bro's Get Straight up Lit

Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a night you website won't forget. We gotta raise hell and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.

We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?

Let's make this a night to remember.

Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys

Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.

• It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
• Beer solves everything, right?
• They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.